Not long ago I read a story about the National Bureau of Economic Research saying the recession has been over for year. Not only did I think this was interesting, I also wondered how they came up with this conclusion. Month-after-month people are getting laid-off and retail sales keep decline. People are afraid to spend money, and jobs are nonexistent.
Well today I found a funny article that said how you would be able to tell when the recession is over:
1. When your boss actually replaces an employee who retires or quits instead of adding their workload to yours.
2. When your laid-off friends start getting jobs with benefits.
3. When you don't have to live with your parents anymore.
4. When it becomes financially feasible to get a divorce again.
5. When a vacation involves airplane travel and you sleep in a hotel bed, not your sister-in-law's house.
6. When Starbucks isn't full on a weekday afternoon.
7. When you no longer have a relationship with coupons.
8. When you can list your house for sale and reasonably expect it to sell within three months at a price higher than what you paid for it.
9. When trying to get a bargain becomes a sport instead of a necessity.
10. When you can afford a new car, your 401k has been restored, you've reset your emergency fund with 6 months of living expenses and the term "99ers" is erased from your memory.
See full article from WalletPop: http://srph.it/aT8q9S
3 comments:
Haha! These are great! How about, "When I can afford to go back to 2-ply."
Haha yes! That one is great!
OMgosh, we have a long way to go!
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